NoPhone

You may be asking: What is a NoPhone? Here you can find what is it

The NoPhone is a "solution to your phone problems" Being nervous without his phone in his hand, NoPhone removes that.

Getting late, Ruining Dates, Ruining Concerts...etc, The NoPhone removes all that.

Why is it called like that?
It's called like that because it's not a phone, It's a pile of plastic that takes away your 15 dollars if you fall for it's trap, It does nothing.

Where can i buy one?
Online, Look for NoPhone in Google and click the first result, But i'm warning you, Do not buy this, I'm for serious.

Critics
This got "good critics" Like: I used to sleep with my phone in my hand, but my night terrors would cause me to hurl it across the room in an unconscious panic. With the NoPhone, I can still enjoy the comfort of holding a phone in my sleep, without waking up to a shattered screen. Thanks, NoPhone.

or

With the NoPhone, my eye contact skills have improved 73%

also

Because of the NoPhone, I haven't drunk texted my ex boyfriend in one whole week.

You can easily notice that people are implying sarcasm

It got a mirror behind the frontal part of the NoPhone, Yep, that's the one thing you can do with the NoPhone.

The official review for this is, Open it's box, And just grab it.
Like WTF man?!